Jul 09 “Return Of The Braveheart” by @wrinkleDTshirt

The Fourth Of July weekend has come to an end. The hot dogs have
stop grilling, the fireworks are no longer in the sky, and your “Drunk”
Uncle is no longer harassing your girlfriend. I’m sure through out this
weekend WWJD- What Would Jesus Do,  probably never crossed most
of our minds. However one acronym that did cross my mind is
WWMGB- Where Was Mel Gibson Barbecuing? Awkward  I know….. God
Bless America

It’s July 4th, 2010 a Barbecue is taking place filled with celebs. Rachel
Ray and Martha Stewart are battling over the grill. John Mayer is playing
acoustic guitar, Lindsay Lohan is doing Keg Stands and through out the
crowd everyone from Ashton Kutcher & Demi Moore to Don Imus can be
found. There’s no black people in sight. Everyone seems to be having a
good time and enjoying themselves then Mel Gibson rushes in fully
dressed as William Wallace from Brave Heart. The entire Barbecue goes
quiet. Mel Gibson begins to speak with a Scottish accent and all.

Mel Gibson

ARE YOU READY FOR WAR!!!!!

In the distance Ashton Kutcher leans over to Demi Moore and whispers.

Ashton Kutcher

Who invited your ex-husband?

Demi Moore

I was married to Bruce Willis.

Ashton Kutcher

Same thing…… Riggs…… John McClane……

Lethal Weapon …… Die Hard.

Mel Gibson continues speaking

Mel Gibson

The War…..The War against the Pack Of Niggers !!!

John Mayer

Do you realize William Wallace is Scottish and it’s

Independence Day in America?

Mel Gibson

William Wallace hated Niggers especially in Packs.

Martha Stewart

I like packs of Niggers.

Rachel Ray

Me too.

Mel Gibson

So did my wife, but what you don’t know is she actually

was fucked by a pack of Lindsay. My bedroom looked

like the bench in the NBA All Star Game or the Kardashian

house on date night.

Lindsay Lohan yells after doing yet another keg stand.

Lindsay Lohan

Or Bang Bros’ Please Bang My Wife #79.

Everyone turns they’re attention to her.

Lindsay Lohan

Like you guys are too famous to watch porn, nobody is

too famous for porn ask Pam Anderson. Besides I have

to prepare just in case the judge actually sends me to

jail this time.

Lindsay Lohan then returns to doing keg stands by herself.

Mel Gibson

Prior to finding my wife getting passed around by blacks

like a blunt. I made a great discovery one night, when I caught

my wife masturbating to what I believe is the center for all

Nigger news and how they exchange information. It is called

…… World Star Hip Hop. It’s all video because most blacks can’t

read so it’s mostly thumbnails they click on that launch into video.

Their woman walk around with they’re big round smooth butts

trying to take away our attention and focus. We must eliminate

them….

Ashton Kutcher interrupts

Ashton Kutcher

What about Stacy Dash and Beyonce?

Demi Moore looks at Asthon Kutcher like he’s crazy.

Don Imus

Those are some fine nappy headed hoes!

Mel Gibson

We shall spare them and just them, not even a single nap more

………. How do we attack the blacks you ask? How do we attack

a race that has no unity? A race that tries to degrade not only us but

themselves also? I’ll tell you how the Jews, the Jews fund everything.

If blacks can jump they give them a million dollars, if they can run

and jump two million….. shit if they can run jump and aim

a ball give them a 100 million dollars. We need to stop the

Jews to stop the Niggers and we must act fast, before they form

together and become super Jew Niggers or as I like to call

them Jiggers. So who’s with me?

You can hear a solo clap in the crowd from none other than Dom Imus.
At that moment Sean “Diddy” Combs sneaks up from behind and hits
Mel Gibson over the head with a bottle of Ciroc and stuns the crowd.

Diddy

I got my money up, fucking with these white folks. Now I don’t give

a fuck cause I’m richer than these white folks!!!!

Mel Gibson (half conscious on the floor)

Don’t worry about me save yourselves.

Others at the Barbecue welcome Diddy and begin to step over Mel
Gibson as if he’s not even there.

THE END

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