Sep 26 What That Guy On The Train Was Thinking Earlier…

Editors Note: I decided to drop a free-writing session while I was taking a train ride to drop my grandmother off these cookies I baked her and see how it goes. If you think that was code language for a drug drop off, click here.  Anyway…here’s my points. Bullet.

I wonder if this will make sense to y’all or if it will be a you-had-to-be-there.  Anyway you guys know when you are on the subway, sometimes you wonder what that person across from you is thinking. This is it. (No michael jackson cross out joke needed)

• There is a dude diagonally wearing a “wanted for mass murder” t-shirt. If they don’t detain him and check his bag, I’m hatin.
• Dude right across from me with a Cameo mustache (see main pic) has a sweater vest on. That’s it. F*ck what  the weather channel’s talkin’ bout — he’ll be good hot or cold, I guess. If you have an idea of what race he is, you’re a racist.
• Making fun of the fat people on here would be classless, too easy and an insult to my creativity.     -_-
• You ever look across and catch someone staring at you?   Da f*ck?
• Cameo just left, thanks for asking.
• Lemme catch a motherf*cker picking their nose up in huh.    -_-
• Anyway, since you asked, what I like to do during the summer is look down at womens feet and make suspect faces and let them catch me. Some of them know they’re wrong, and try to hide their feet. Now tell me that aint insecurr.
• Have you ever took down the number to any of these ads on the train?Dr zizmor, shit for people with erectile dysfunction, and rewarding degrees from unaward-winning schools. I can’t front I went to one, I didn’t even have to take the GRE to get into the masters program — all I had to do was take an eighth grade math test and write a book report. I still dropped out. It was fun telling girls “yeah I’m actually working on my masters right now.” I wish twitter was poppin back then. I left that school dumber then when I started — and broker.  Is that [broker] a word?

• Last but not least, the woman right next to me was the first to read this post because her nosy ass has been staring at my screen this whole time. She hasn’t laughed yet, which might mean it sucks.

 Anyway, I’m bout to hit that Jeff Gordon…

Got that cookie-work all day,

Rahim “I Need A Picture Signature” The Dream

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