Oct 13 Facts Of Life Part 1: You Own A Car, You’re A DJ by @315Ness

Turn That Sade Off!!!

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If you have your own car or have even drove someone else’s car enough times you develop a relationship with that vehicle. Going where you want as you please! Talk about independence right? That type of feeling is something you just can’t replace. So think about all those times you said, “man if I had my own car I would be out!” Hold up though, as the rules of the road are quite annoying at times there’s some unspoken rules of driving too. Passenger’s will get on your nerves. The one problem I’m going to focus on today is music, and all the BS that goes along with being a driver and a DJ.

Driving means listening to the music you want right? Hell no, not if you plan on driving alone. If you want to drive a car with passengers you HAVE to have the proper music. If you don’t, things can get real frustrating and annoying. Example:

(Driver turns on iPod)

Asshole Passenger: Damn you really gonna play that Usher song with me in the car? That’s gay man change it.

Damn maybe I like Usher! Is it so crazy that I’m used to playing the music I like when you aren’t in the car? The list of complaints goes on and on. People will always find something to complain about no matter what music you put on. Young kids complain about old songs, girls complain about gangsta rap, your boys complain about R&B and some people just complain about songs they never heard on the radio before. So I’m gonna throw ya’ll a bone (pause) and give you some tips about keeping your annoying friends off your ass cuz it never ends. 

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