Jan 12 Rematch Sex: Im Gonna See That Again And It Might Be Better By @DrJayJack

If you lose just make sure you hit that again — and hit it right
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By Dr. J

It would be easy to tell you that a man has the world all figured out, but I mean, this is real talk. Seems like on the internet nobody makes mistakes and every man’s perfect.  I’m not perfect, and I’ve made my fair share of mistakes.  With sex, dating, relationships, family, religion, politics, and my career.  I’m far from perfect and I’m clearly flawed.

Anyway, with all that…

This happened to me, and I’ll admit it.  My game wasn’t always tight, my jeans wasn’t always pimp, and what I did in the bedroom has been a work in progress.  So I’m talking to this girl who I used to sleep with, but told myself if I was friend with her, maybe she’d let me hit it again, every now and then.  That did NOT work.  I ended up being the guy that she told everything, so imagine my surprise when she said that the guy she was talking to now was the first guy who ever gave her an orgasm.  The dude who is reading thinking, “Not me. My sh*t’s official” that dudes a dumb ass b*tch.  Think about it dude; if she’s slept with 8 people, it’s like a 1 in 8 chance you were the best, and if you were her only, she could just think sex is wack. #nowbeatdat.  Anyway, this angered me because I was thinking to myself like what was I doing that I couldn’t handle my business like I should have.  And it wasn’t like I missed a few games, it was like I never made a basket.  Head down…

I did what any other self-respecting man would do; I sat on that joint until I got the chance to beat again.  Right after I stopped being her friend and started being an ass she decided to break me off again.  Because, “I always keep it real with her,” look I don’t know what that sh*t means either.  And this is where the story goes left…

After having sex with her, I realized some things about her vagina.  When I was having sex with her, it was like Windows 95, but that sh*t right there… that sh*t right there, my dude, that shit was Windows 7.  I’m saying it was 5000 times better, had me speaking correct English, “Excuse me, but where did you learn those skills?”

At a certain point a grown man has to come to grips with the fact that he’s not the only person she has had sex with, or will have sex with.  It’s a humbling experience.  But an enlightening one too.

Everything made sense then, my first real real girlfriend, probably the first girl I ever told I loved and meant it.  She got a kid now, from a dirtbag if I might say.  That dude is not even in the United States.  I saw that first in like 10th grade, and then like after that kid.  AND I KNEW EXACTLY WHY SHE HAD KIDS!!!

She gave platinum brain and uranium vag.  And every man knows that you can’t do nothing in this world without Uranium.  It is truly a weapon of mass destruction.

Remember that girl you were messing with freshman year.  I didn’t just wake up out of bed and turn my swag on, and neither did she.  But anyway, give that girl about four years on a college campus… and damn.  18 year old’s backshots have nothing on a chick with a few miles on her.

#lookbackatit

Some real emotional, humbling sex is when you have sex with your ex that you say you used to love after you know she been with a couple other dudes.  Especially if the only reason why she was out there is because you let her go.  “F*cked it up, trying to be a player.” – D. Lovehall.  Then you guys reunite and you get to hit again, “but wait, you never did that before tho…”  Overcome with emotions you not sure if you’re crying because you miss her or you mad you let her go in the beginning.  “Oh my God, baby you done took this shit to a new level.” – Chris Rock.

@DrJsFreakNastyEx: #yeezytaughtme

…now since you’re in that mood. Fast forward to 5 min 17secs.

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