Jan 20 It Is Okay To Pay For Play. Play Meaning Sex By @NovaGiovanni

Written by Rahim The Dream. Posted in FUNNY, guest blogger

While doing a Dallas radio show one night, the topic came up “when is it okay to pay for play?” (pay for p*ssy). Contrary to what anyone may say, every man has paid for p*ssy in one way or another. If you bought her a drink, that is paying for p*ssy. If you took her out to dinner, that is paying for p*ssy. If you used gas to pick her up, you paid for pussy – and so did our American soldiers. So, support our troops and hit it right.

We have now established that you will pay for the p*ssy. Now, we have to establish HOW MUCH we should pay for the p*ssy. Do you know how to assess the value of the p*ssy? I know you don’t. That’s why I, Nova Giovanni, am here – to help you, clueless guy. First of all, we have to figure out the Kelley Blue Book value of the p*ssy. You have to know how much mileage is on the pussy and if the maintenance is up to date. The most accurate way to do that is by checking her Facebook. If guys have been writing all on her wall- then, guys have been all in her walls. Look at her pictures, is she half-naked and begging for attention? Her value is that of a Honda Civic then. Is she in a new relationship every 2 weeks? That makes her a rental car. You wouldn’t put rims on a rental car, would you? Of course not, and you shouldn’t invest too much money in a rental woman.

After assessing her value, then you can decide on what you’re willing to invest in her. If she is a 1989 Honda Civic, then 2 items on the McDonald’s dollar menu is more than sufficient. If she is a 2010 Bentley Coupe, a great dinner is also sufficient. If you invest too much in her, and your investment doesn’t reap any benefits (p*ssy) – there is a 3 hour refund policy. You punch her in the stomach, and make her throw up the food you paid for, that is your return. I hope this message has been a blessing to you and yours.

Nova Giovanni

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