Mar 18 11 Reasons Why You Will Never Be The Hubby [Lists]

by (@1Bad_Azz_Writer) pens a response to Nova Giovanni’s epic scripture: 10 Reasons Why You Will Never Be Wifey.  Ladies, how does her list hold up?

You still WANNA BE a rapper

Your flow is no where near the level of JadaKiss, Lloyd Banks, Max B or any of them niggas. You’re a thug so none of your friends tell you to your face that you’ll never make it, so all you talk about is what’s going to happen when you blow up, and they all talk behind your back about how you can’t even flow between beats. Oh yeah, and you go to the studio twice a month.

Your all talk (#1)

You make every small accomplishment equivalent to Russell Simmons’ ‘Super Rich: A Guide to Having It All’ You talk about the next big thing, but you sleep-in whenever you get the chance, you let opportunities pass you by, you waste your life thinking that someone is going to drop a bag of money on your door step and you won’t have to put in a lick of work. You think someone is going to give you your next big break, in whatever it is you trying to do.

You like to fuck with bitches

You flirt with every thing in a pair of nice heels. Sometimes you wind up exchanging numbers and it turns into weeks or months of a sidechick experience you soon regret, and be apologizing for. You like to tell lots of different bitches that you love them and hear it back because of… well whatever the reason, it’s wrong. It’s disgusting what you expect a real woman to put up with. Sidechicks, really? You won’t ever be satisfied even by the best.

You can’t communicate without an argument

No matter what the problem you make it bigger than it is. You bring up things unnecessarily in conversations just to be hurtful or make a little point that could have probably been solved 3 hours ago by you accepting the apology. Instead you make it a point to say some stupid shit about how your life would be different without this relationship. How did you even get THERE over a simple discussion? Then apologize the next day? Childish men should be alone.

Everything is about you

You turn everyday life into a dramatic experience, everything you go through is an issue. Whether it’s work, play, just hanging out if something goes wrong the world stops. It’s not fair, no woman will ever take you serious if you can’t put your bullshit aside for her, her children and goals. Get over yourself, it’s not that serious.

You have issues with women, about women

Your experiences with different women has your brain clouded about which ones are right or wrong for you. When you’ve had the best, admitted it’s the best and worked at keeping the best ; then been hurt behind her leaving you, it’s quite clear it’s not for no reason. You’re feeling guilty and hurt over how you’ve done women dirty in the past. Now you don’t know who’s a hoe, who’s sincere, who’s lying or who’s phony. You have this preconceived notion in your head that there’s something wrong with every woman. Your thinking she doesn’t have what it takes when, in reality, she’s most likely waiting for you to prove that you FINALLY have what it takes. We don’t give our all for just anyone, so when you think she’s given it all, you probably haven’t seen a thing.

You’re dreaming about Gucci, Prada, and the new G35x

If you think that your wardrobe is impressive and your whip is fly you better be thinking about how we’re going to pay this mortgage and these private school tuitions. This is tired, and we all want the best, but it’s not fair to focus on this first and our life plan in hindsight. Nah this just isn’t going to work.

You’re all talk (#2)

You keep saying that things are going to change, we’re going to move away, start our family together and create a life just us. You keep saying how important this is to you, but as usual your talking and not acting. You keep saying your going to stop with the baby momma drama, you’ll stop drinking, stop gambling, stop lying to yourself. You aren’t going to change your just waiting for it to be known that it‘s accepted. Stop, stop, stop, it’s not necessary. It’s just not necessary.

You listen to other people way too much

You ask me my opinion about something and then you ask every person you come across the same thing, then have the never to come back and tell me I was right. Not everyone is out there to hurt you. But you’ve been doing this for years. At the end of the day, you’re going to do whatever you want to do anyway.

You can’t handle it

You get crazy over the small things in life, when the big things come, and best believe it, they will, you’re faults in not growing up, will be a factor. Don’t wanna be around when that happens.

Your swag isn’t what it used to be

You think that a woman is the only one who has to work hard in a relationship. You don’t realize the strength it takes to continue to be successful, make money, keep an appearances up, cook, clean, iron for you, walk around the house with panties bunched up our asses, bend over sexy, suck it in, make it bounce, watch 50,983 basketball games, suck it, and do it all over again the next day? For that yes we want it all. The whole package, your everything. This isn’t the olden days, women need it good, everyday. So all that good lovin’ you was giving for the first few years needs to carry on throughout all the rest of them years. FYI ,That’s how you keep em’.

The Truth

@1Bad_Azz_Writer

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