Rahim The Dream

"Dear Blackberry," An Open Letter To A Smartphone By @GypsyTearz

Posted by Rahim The Dream at 5:14 PM #ohyoufancyhuh, blackberry, blog, guest blogger, haute hump day, hump day, relationships 1 Response »
Sep 022010

Dear Blackberry-

I think this letter is the hardest thing I ever had to do but here goes… I’ve decided we can no longer continue our relationship.

It’s not you…it’s me!

We had a good run! I remember the day I first got with you. The sidekick was becoming more and more juvenile and the excuses grew on why my update wouldn’t come fast enough or why my signal was lost for hours at a time. You saved me from enduring more childish behavior. I thank you for bringing me into another level of adulthood. With a signal click, I was able to check my work email, facebook, twitter, messages with ease! The greatest gift of all is BBM! I praise you a thousand times for allowing me to have easy access to my friends and family. You were the one that was able to tell me if someone was straight up ignoring me…(R is for read…. Sigh the memories) Thank you for allowing me to be a part of BBM groups that ALLOWED ME TO BE GREAT!

However, with the good come the bad and the ugly! Unfortunately my dear, bad prevailed! Our once great love affair turned into an abuse relationship. You were IKE and I was TINA! You were cold as ice the way you froze on me!  How many times did I have to pop out you battery??? Remember the time that you were having an affair with the hourglass??? Don’t pretend like you didn’t…you flaunted it right on your screen! O! And what about the time that you turned off and DIDN’T TURN BACK on until I was ready to return your ass back to the company!!! Missed calls and my phone didn’t even ring 0_0.  You think because you upgraded yourself from the scroll on the side to the Curve to the Bold, and now to a sensor pad…that I would stay? O! #youfancyhuh? Well guess what? I’m Tina kicking yo ass in the limo! Your lack of regard, jealousy, treachery has leaded me to believe that I loved you too long for such maltreatment…

With that said, I have caught the eye of another.  You see I’ve been eyeing them for weeks! And as of yesterday we’ve been talking!

His name is the Samsung Epic. Last name Sprint. He is sleek, got 4g capability, 5 megapixel camera, apps for days, and runs on the Android 2.0 system…so POW! He made me realize you were Mr. Right Now! Obviously for me, he is Mr. Right!

Well I wish you all the best and hope you continue to grow and prosper and make someone else happy

Ciao-

Bye For Now (Y)

@gypsytearz

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Wow...Tiny Calls The Big Tigger Morning Show From Jail [Audio]

Posted by Rahim The Dream at 10:25 AM FUNNY, T.I., Tiny No Responses »
Sep 022010

T.I. And Tiny Phone Call

Ain’t this some bullsh*t? Fresh off the success of his new movie Takers, they brought the brother down again. Yes, I know mj is illegal, but damn they need to give him a break…
BTS

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Beyonce Didn't Fire Her Father, Jay-Z isn't her Manager

Posted by Rahim The Dream at 1:11 PM Jay-Z, beyonce, rahim the dream 2 Responses »
Sep 012010

All is well.

A statement released from Beyonce’s camp yesterday discredits the rumor that she fired her manager, Matthew Knowles.  “Matthew Knowles is the sole and exclusive manager of Beyonce,” the statement says.  Statement from BK’s camp below.

“Contrary to false rumors online, Beyoncé and her manager Mathew Knowles unequivocally have had and continue to have a close personal and business relationship.
Mathew Knowles is the sole and exclusive manager of Beyoncé.”

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Dope! Michael Jackson Birthday Celebration In Brooklyn [Video]

Posted by Rahim The Dream at 10:50 AM #payHomage, michael jackson, michael jackson 1 year anniversary death No Responses »
Sep 012010

 

BCTV: BROOKLYN CELEBRATES MJ from Broccolicity TV on Vimeo.

Wish I could have been there. The vibe looks nice. Do you see yourself?

TLF

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Fabolous (@myfabolouslife) Freestyle - Brian Pumper X Souljaboy Diss [Video]

Posted by Rahim The Dream at 10:18 AM #ohyoufancyhuh, brian pumper, freestyle, funk flex No Responses »
Sep 012010

This is the Fab, I’m talking about…shout out to Funkflex, and his new site.

He sets it off on the BMF beat, then kills an old school beat.

More K’s at the crib than the Kardashian house.

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Cee Lo - "F**ck You" [Official Music Video]

Posted by Rahim The Dream at 9:56 AM cee lo, fuck you music video, music videos No Responses »
Sep 012010

Nothing better than little kids cursing! #Bobb’eJThompson

Nah, I like the video, though.

Miss Info

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Bloggerphobia: Anybody or Any One Of You Can Get It!

Posted by Rahim The Dream at 4:58 PM #ohyoufancyhuh, Classic Tweets, FUNNY, blog, bloggerphobia, hip hop blog, twitter, twitter situations No Responses »
Aug 312010

“Bloggin’ Ass Bloggers! ” – A King

Question:
How do you know that you’ve never been posted about?

Bloggin' Ass Bloggers

Almost everyone has a facebook, a blog, or a twitter.

You know that day when you ran out the house quick lookin like you got dressed in the dark?
You might be a twitpic somewhere.
The day you forgot to wear deodarant and you smelled like a goat sh*t sandwich?
Posted. I bet it was definitely tweeted.

Do you suffer from bloggerphobia? Fear of bloggers.

I came up with this idea, because I was doing some real cupcake ish being out with my girl and her friends hangin out at a bar the other night and I ran into a fellow blogger, who has been known to to grab a keyboard and  hurt somebodys feelings or put em on blast if he feels like it. I was like damn, let me be easy. What up Seattle!

Oh yeah, and I also steal peoples twitpics for work– and label them all crazy before providing them to radio station jocks around the country.  Ask Big Tigger. You thought Bossip was bad?

Haha you might be gettin clowned on the radio right now, my bad.
Its a bloggy blog world,
Rahim

P.s. Don’t start actin different around me now.

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@Rihanna Has A Wax Figure In Madame Tussauds [Pic]

Posted by Rahim The Dream at 12:05 PM #ohyoufancyhuh, rihanna No Responses »
Aug 312010

Rihanna's Wax Figure At Madame Tussauds

Rihanna got waxed! Check out the wax figure of Rihanna, black corset, black silk, black shoes all black everything.  According to the folks at Madame Tussauds, she “absolutely loved it.”

Here’s the BIGGER PICTURE:

There's no soul in her eyes.

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Justin Bieber featuring @KanyeWest And Raekwon - Runaway Love [Remix]

Posted by Rahim The Dream at 11:59 AM #ohyoufancyhuh, free music downloads, good ass job, kanye west, kanye west joins twitter, raekwon No Responses »
Aug 302010
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Runaway Love Remix

They flipped the old “Wu-Tang Clan Ain’t Nothin’ To F With” and added some raps and Bieb’s vocals.  Maybe this is a pre[mature] mix? No new bieber verses. oh well. Kanye is going around bodyin cats in songs, btw.

Download – Justin Bieber Featuring Kanye West & Raekwon – Runaway Love

Found on: RR

“Blessed since the birth, I earth-slam your best
Cause I bake the cake, then take the cake
and eat it, too, with my crew while we head state to state!”

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Are You Suffering From Ungratefulness? Find Out If This Blog Is About You...Or Me.

Posted by Rahim The Dream at 7:41 PM #ohyoufancyhuh, Rev Rah, black movies, black people business, blog, rahim the dream, relationships, removing friends on facebook No Responses »
Aug 272010

Recently, I posted up on my facebook a quote that I found about 3 types of UNs, and I asked which of them was the worst. The three types were:

My Facebook Is Poppin, BTW

UNinspired, UNexcited, and the UNgrateful

Yep, I feel inspired and excited to talk about UNgrateful people.

First of all, all of us,  including myself, probably has been or is being ungrateful to someone–right now…and if you don’t think its you, you’re wrong. Trust me someone is o_O ‘ing you right now, thinking ’bout how they lent you fitty cent in the 6th grade that day for chocolate milk cuz you’re broke ass was chokin on butter crunch and forgot to bring extra funds.

these joints was delish

Me?

I like the lion and the mouse story, so I have this mental list of everybody who looked out for me as I was coming up to which I one day will probably never but it sounds nice return their favor whether it be with an undisclosed amount or some sort of favor. #allhetero


However, someone is probably o_O‘ing me right now too, sheeit.
I was going to get into a longer rant, but effit. The point of the story is this. People have long memories for what we give and shorter ones for what we get…and  magic johnsons words go a long way.

So to anyone that I:
Lent a helpful ear to

Made smile

Lent money to

Helped start a website

Helped motivate to chase their dreams, or better,

You’re welcome.

And everybody that did the same or better for me, thank you!

No for real, thank you.

Next time you think I’m being ungrateful, read this again.

Blame my mind not my heart.

I say all this to say, Yo Ray Ray I swear if you don’t gimme back my 2 dollars and fifteen cent I’m finna cut you I know you get paid on the 15th and the 30th man and don’t think I aint see you twitpic’in about them new jordans, you play too damn much I don’t know. To be honest some ungrateful ass just made me feel like ranting.

Peace,

Rahim

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