Dear Blackberry-
I think this letter is the hardest thing I ever had to do but here goes… I’ve decided we can no longer continue our relationship.
It’s not you…it’s me!
We had a good run! I remember the day I first got with you. The sidekick was becoming more and more juvenile and the excuses grew on why my update wouldn’t come fast enough or why my signal was lost for hours at a time. You saved me from enduring more childish behavior. I thank you for bringing me into another level of adulthood. With a signal click, I was able to check my work email, facebook, twitter, messages with ease! The greatest gift of all is BBM! I praise you a thousand times for allowing me to have easy access to my friends and family. You were the one that was able to tell me if someone was straight up ignoring me…(R is for read…. Sigh the memories) Thank you for allowing me to be a part of BBM groups that ALLOWED ME TO BE GREAT!
However, with the good come the bad and the ugly! Unfortunately my dear, bad prevailed! Our once great love affair turned into an abuse relationship. You were IKE and I was TINA! You were cold as ice the way you froze on me! How many times did I have to pop out you battery??? Remember the time that you were having an affair with the hourglass??? Don’t pretend like you didn’t…you flaunted it right on your screen! O! And what about the time that you turned off and DIDN’T TURN BACK on until I was ready to return your ass back to the company!!! Missed calls and my phone didn’t even ring 0_0. You think because you upgraded yourself from the scroll on the side to the Curve to the Bold, and now to a sensor pad…that I would stay? O! #youfancyhuh? Well guess what? I’m Tina kicking yo ass in the limo! Your lack of regard, jealousy, treachery has leaded me to believe that I loved you too long for such maltreatment…
With that said, I have caught the eye of another. You see I’ve been eyeing them for weeks! And as of yesterday we’ve been talking!
His name is the Samsung Epic. Last name Sprint. He is sleek, got 4g capability, 5 megapixel camera, apps for days, and runs on the Android 2.0 system…so POW! He made me realize you were Mr. Right Now! Obviously for me, he is Mr. Right!
Well I wish you all the best and hope you continue to grow and prosper and make someone else happy
Ciao-

Bye For Now (Y)


























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