QDoba Vs. Chipotle: The Cheating Analogy By @DrJayJack

Written by Rahim The Dream. Posted in beef, blog, cheating, dania ramirez, divorce, dr jay jack, guest blogger, love movement, relationships

Chipotle Burrito QDoba Vs. Chipotle: The Cheating Analogy By @DrJayJack

Extra delicious on mine, please

I’m a huge fan of Chipotle.  Anyone who knows me, knows that me and Chipotle are like “THIS” son!  I have rules about Chipotle, and even traditions that involve Chipotle.  My son’s middle name will be Chipotle, and if something on the menu says, Chipotle, I have to have it.  I have had Chipotle Mayo, when I hate mayonnaise, and Chipotle beer, when I hate spicy beer.  Trust me, the word Chipotle turns me on more than the word Dania Ramirez…  ok maybe not that much.  Jesum Crow, Dania Ramirez!

Back to the task at hand.

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 QDoba Vs. Chipotle: The Cheating Analogy By @DrJayJack

I recently moved to a new spot and now there’s a Qdoba less than a block away from me.  The Chipotle is like 3 blocks away from me.  Now if you know how these places roll you know that if you ride or die with Chipotle, you can’t go to places like Qdoba, Moe’s or Baja Fresh.  (Baja Fresh is the absolute WORST.)  Each place has their own flag and it’s a special way they fold it.  Consequences for betrayal could result in a loss of eating privileges.  But anyway, soon as I moved in I noticed that the Qdoba was mad close.  But still I was like, nah Team Chipotle until the day I die.  I must remain loyal.

That was until one day on my way home from work, I was hungry as hell and needed to get some food before I passed out.  So I got off the metro and I thought about how long it would take to get to Chipotle, but as I approached Qdoba I was like, “Man, I’m just going to rock out with this joint…”  And then a few things happened; (1) Qdoba was cheaper, (2) Qdoba was different, but not nasty, and (3) Qdoba was happy to see me as a new customer.  As time went by, I started to hit up Qdoba more often when a similar problem would come along. If it was a long day and I didn’t feel like putting in the extra effort, I would just go to Qdoba and get the quick fix.  And it went from once in a blue moon, to once a week, to a few times a week, until it became a special occasion for me to have my Chipotle.  Even though I was on Team Chipotle, I treated it like a novelty.

One time I was so hungry that I didn’t want to wait to get back home to enjoy the Qdoba, so I ate in the restaurant.  That’s when I got a chance to look around and really embellish the moment.  Almost as if I decided to stay the night away from home.  And then I had this epiphany of sorts about life…  My relationship with Qdoba is the perfect, most greatest analogy for cheating ever.

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If I could express to a woman why men cheat it’s right there in this story.  This is how I’ll teach my children about the side piece that Daddy has in the high rise in downtown LA.

I go to Qdoba because it’s more convenient and cheaper…  I don’t have to walk as far, I don’t have to do as much, I don’t have to pay as much, and because I’m lazy the option that doesn’t require me to do as much is the option that I will choose sometimes.

I go to Qdoba because it’s different… I love my steak fajita burrito from Chipotle, or my three soft tacos mixed.  However, sometimes, I’m just tired of having the same thing all the time.  Qdoba gives me a chance to try something different.

I like the way Qdoba makes me feel young again… I feel like I might get caught eating in Qdoba, I feel like there’s some risk and passion involved.  Persevering for my fajita from Qdoba despite the fact that Chipotle is only a couple blocks away.

As I think about the relationship with Qdoba, I realize that it may seem like I should just stop going to Chipotle and go with Qdoba.  That’s not true.  I still think that Chipotle is better than Qdoba.  I think they are more organized and a better long term option.  I like the food at Qdoba, but I’m not willing to say that the food is better seasoned than Chipotle.  I’m Team Chipotle, but Qdoba is the new flavor of the month, next month it might be Moe’s.  And as a man, sometimes we just need to have options in our life to keep us satisfied.

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Thoughts X Prayers With @JamesCruz1 (@IamDiddy ‘s Manager) After His Accident

Written by Rahim The Dream. Posted in #payHomage, Celebrities, diddy, News

Update: All is Well!!!

Just a brief post, here.  When I was working at my last job, I had the opportunity to work around James Cruz, who is now Diddy’s manager, before he was Diddy’s manager. I just saw him as a guy who was positive and had a bunch of inspirational quotes all over his office, and I figured he was doing well for himself.  He also got us into anywhere we wanted to go, even bourgesie ass M2.

POW Thoughts X Prayers With @JamesCruz1 (@IamDiddy s Manager) After His Accident

Get Better, James.

Anyway, I just felt he needs to:

- be recognized for his work

- also, have prayers and thoughts go out to him on his accident. According to Cruz’ twitter, he was “at airport picking up my family & packing the car with my kids’ luggage Some idiot forgot to put his van in neutral,” pinning him between his truck and the van.  He suffered broken legs and dislocated his knee.

Salute to you, and we all hope you get better, fast.  Behind the scenes people don’t get recognized that much– believe me, I know.

#thinkpositive