Editors Note: WARNING! If you feel offended by reading this, then do not be angry at me or the messenger. If you think this song is about you, then stop drinking up everyone else’s liquor reading now.

Guilty by association is an epidemic in our network. But do you have any friends who are gold diggers, groupies or jumpoffs. I mean there’s a difference between a freak and a hoe. And there’s a difference between a girl who knows a lot of famous people and a groupie. And I’m sure 75% of all the groupies reading this just said to themselves, “I can’t help that I know a lot of famous people.” The thing is that your friends know that you are a groupie. They benefit from letting you be the groupie and they just show up to get in free and get free liquor.

Silly rabbits…

If a celebrity is in the club; an actor, model, basketball player, baseball player, or musician/rapper, and you are at his table. No matter if you think you are or not, you are a groupie. We call this type of groupie the “involuntary groupie.”

What baffles me is how women who fit the description of a groupie, deny it to the grave. No one forces you to do anything you don’t want to do. No one told you that you had to go over to that celebrity’s table, you did it on your own volition. Take a step back and look at yourself. There’s a woman, she’s in the club with skin tight dress on, no panties and her butt is hanging out, she’s at the table of a popular athlete for the New Jersey Nets, and she’s drinking his liquor. Oh one remaining fact, there’s like 12 others just like her standing there too. If you didn’t know any better you’d say this girl is a groupie. That’s you! Some women don’t care what people think about them. Most women do.

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